Post: #Infrontofthewillowtreeat3oclock
When I was in high school, I used to liken relationships to willow flakes in the wind, and when I couldn't sneeze, I felt bad, and the flakes were the culprits. As an adult, I feel like I've been in love, but I find that I have a lot of regrets, and the regrets are followed by a few days of dreaming, and the regrets are the same as dreams, but they're all just flakes in the wind, and since they're all going to be in the wind, my advice is to pee on the side of the road, because unlike the flakes, you know where it's going to go. I suggest that you take a quick pee against the wind, because unlike the wind, you know where it's going to go!