14/08/2023
Source: 黃偉晉 Wayne (weibo)
Post: 🚕
計程車日記
今天下午兇了一個計程車司機
但是是他先兇我的
所以我就以牙還牙兇回去
我說
：兇屁啊？
：你不想載就不要載
然後中途下車
放心我有付錢
付得很瀟灑就是了
細節很可怕我根本流氓我就不講囉😅
早上遇到的計程車司機是大好人
因為我是綁定的
他說付現他再幫我50
我說但我已經有打七折了
他說沒關係 因為他喜歡看現金
我說沒事
我直接付現給你沒關係你們這麼辛苦
你不用多扣50
結果他還是堅持要扣
於是我們各退一步
最後打完七折再扣25
欸
我真的不是壞乘客
我只是對沒禮貌的人更沒禮貌而已
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Taxi Diary
I killed a taxi driver this afternoon.
But he did it to me first
So I killed him back.
I said.
“What the hell?
“If you don’t want to take me, don’t take me.
Then I got out of the car in the middle of the ride.
Don’t worry, I paid for it.
I paid for the car in a cool way, that’s all.
The details are horrible, I’m a hooligan, so I won’t talk about it.
The taxi driver I met this morning was a great guy.
I was kidnapped.
He said he’d pay me 50 more in cash.
I said, “But I’ve already got a 30% discount.
He said it’s okay because he likes to see the cash.
And I said, “It’s okay.
I’ll pay you directly. It’s okay. You’ve worked so hard.
You don’t need to deduct 50 more
But he insisted.
So we took a step back
In the end, we’ll deduct 25 after the 30% discount
Hey, I’m really not a bad passenger
I’m really not a bad passenger
I’m just more rude to people who aren’t polite.
~ Tati